Poker's Rigged

He hit both.. both of them

Adam — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:49:59 +0000

Oh, the joys of playing against Internet players. How many times have we all made a great all-in decision, only to be called by half of the players at the table. The best part of it all? Analyzing the decisions they all just made.

What do you do with an $18 bankroll?

Adam — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:53:27 +0000

We’ve all been there. Just when you think your bankroll is starting to build, you lose a few tournaments, bomb out in a few cash games and next thing you know, your bank roll is down to $18. What do you do? You can redeposit – that never feels good. You can try to work it back up knowing you once had a lot more. Or, you can just fork, knife and ketchup the damn thing.

Listen in to the raw emotional audio below.

Everything must go!

Adam — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:35:27 +0000

You know it all too well. The poker table starts getting a little wild. People are going all-in left and right. Next thing you know, half of the table is all-in.

And inevitably, there’s at least 2 or 3 hands that have absolutely NO BUSINESS being all-in. You question what the shit they were thinking, and then just remember what you’re playing: poker with a bunch of tards. Am I right? Enjoy your audio moment below.

Sucxkas: A true depiction of Internet trash talk

Adam — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:33:15 +0000

Ace Crap – Everyone’s least favorite hand.

Adam — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 06:48:06 +0000

Ace Crap. Do you raise? Fold and stay out of trouble? That doesn’t sound optimal. How are you supposed to fold when you are dealt a card with a pile of crap on it? That’s just gross.